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Brokeback repercussions
« on: May 15, 2006, 06:03:07 AM »
As texans, there are a few things that the movie "brokeback mountain" ruined. Here's one of them.
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That DAMN Gay Cowboy Movie


1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 06:15:15 AM »
#9 ruined my breakfast  :o

Crap I will never see a western in the same light again  ;D
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 06:21:50 AM »
Vicious, dirty, stinking Hollywood.

Henceforth, let it be known:

There are no such things, as gay Cowboys.   No.  Such.  Thing.
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 11:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Tapper on May 15, 2006, 06:21:50 AM
Vicious, dirty, stinking Hollywood.

Henceforth, let it be known:

There are no such things, as gay Cowboys.   No.  Such.  Thing.   I DID NOT GO TO THAT FLICK, but I thought they were SHEEPBOYS!!!
I DID NOT GO TO THAT FLICK, but I thought they were SHEEPBOYS!!! I DID NOT GO TO THAT FLICK, but I thought they were SHEEPBOYS!!!

 I DID NOT GO TO THAT FLICK, but I thought they were SHEEPBOYS!!! I DID NOT GO TO THAT FLICK, but I thought they were SHEEPBOYS!!!

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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2006, 02:07:00 PM »
Where's Jason?
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2006, 02:46:56 PM »
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2006, 02:58:00 PM »
Gay cowboys is a misnomer. Gaycow boys would be the correct terminology.
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2006, 03:48:23 PM »
Quote from: hipshot on May 15, 2006, 02:58:00 PM
Gay cowboys is a misnomer. Gaycow boys would be the correct terminology.

But that insults cows and insulted cows is why they have mad cow disease.
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2006, 04:17:50 PM »
Looking back on my redneck days I'd have to say that I'd prefer insulting cows to insulting cowboys.
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Re: Brokeback repercussions
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2006, 04:18:33 PM »
I'm starting to think my VTX is thinking I'm going gay because I ride it a lot and I'm always hanging my package on it seat.  :o Well as long as it never thinks it can fock me it can think what ever it wants. I guess that's what horses pass on to the future riding machines.  ;D
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