Don't piss on an electric fence.
In the words of WeenDon't AppleSauce where you eat my friend
When a LEO pulls you over and you get out a piece of Juicy Fruit gum, roll the tin foil wrapper up into a ball and when he asks you for some ID, you hand him the gum wrapper and say "the silver bullet will tell you who I am". ...and for those of you that wonder about that, well let me say, we were all young and dumb at one time.......