Two Missouri Hillbillies, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says,
"You know, I'm tired of going through life without an
education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks that's a
good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes to the college and meets the dean of
admissions, who signs him up for four classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic. "Logic," Jim says, "What's
that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, you must
have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard,
you must have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, you probably have a
family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. You were able to
find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's
hand and leaves to meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob
about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
English, History and Logic.
"Logic," Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Huh, then you must be a queer."
