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KCAMERON007

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Friend Test
« on: April 07, 2009, 01:34:17 PM »
Who is your real friend?



 
This really works!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment....



Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car

 for an hour.

When you open the trunk,

which one is really happy to see you?

 
 
 
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 02:28:00 PM »
something like this?
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 02:34:40 PM »
I know for a fact it's not the wife

 ;D ;D
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 03:55:55 PM »
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which one do you let in first?























The dog cuz he'll shut up when he comes in.

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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 04:07:07 PM »
 :couch: ROFLMAO
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 08:57:54 PM »
 :bikerider:
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 09:37:25 PM »
 :t ;D

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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 02:30:38 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on April 07, 2009, 02:34:40 PM
I know for a fact it's not the wife

 ;D ;D

 You put your wife inthe trunk !! I wanna hear this story! :popcorn:
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 03:19:20 PM »
Yea xcaliber, I do it all the time when I hunting the back roads and she won't keep quit, pull over and put her in the trunk and let the dog out to ride with me. She really gets pissed when I throw a couple of rabbits in there with her and close the trunk again.

Takes her almost 20 minutes to get settled again when I let her out.  8)
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 03:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on April 10, 2009, 03:19:20 PM
Yea xcaliber, I do it all the time when I hunting the back roads and she won't keep quit, pull over and put her in the trunk and let the dog out to ride with me. She really gets pissed when I throw a couple of rabbits in there with her and close the trunk again.

Takes her almost 20 minutes to get settled again when I let her out.  8)

She doesn't read the board does she? :stickpoke: :popcorn:
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 06:06:39 PM »
right , tell me that story when she's standing beside you! you won't be in the trunk , you'll be under the DOGHOUSE
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »
You know this could be a good thing. My wife probably wouldn't talk to me for a while if ever. :stickpoke:
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Re: Friend Test
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 06:21:15 PM »
Never even seen the board  ;D ;D ;D

I can talk as crazy as I want  ::)


Wait it's all true  :ohwow: Not talking crazy at all.
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