A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red........cherry,"
"Yellow....lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange......orange,""
"Purple.........grape"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After tasting them,
none of the children could identify the taste. Well, she said, "I'll
give you a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your Father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out on the floor
and yelled: "Oh my God!!!! They're Cranberries holes"
