A young redhead entered a doctor's office and said her body hurt
Wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," said the doctor. "Show me."
She took Her finger and pushed her elbow and screamed in agony. She pushed her Knee and screamed, pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched Made her scream.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said; "Your finger is broken."