This very wealthy lady was walking down by the docks one afternoon when she saw this beautiful parrot on the sailors shoulder and she fell in love with it and had to have it. She walked up to the sailor & offered him $300.00 for the bird. He declined stating that the bird had been with him all of it's life, that it was just a vulgar & foul mouthed as he was.
She then offered him $400.00 with the same response from the sailor. Finally she offered him $500.00 and he reluctantly accepted stating that he hope she know what she was getting.
She took the bird home and for three months she kept it inside and brought in teachers to instruct it in proper language & behavior.
When she finally thought it was ready, she took it to the beach. A wave came up as she was sitting there & the parrot flew off. She walked up & down the beach looking for it when she finally spotted the bird up in a tree.
The bird looked down at her and said "How's your asshole"? She glanced around to make sure that there was no one listening and then turned to the bird & said "shut up"! He then said "Mine too, must be the salt water"!!!!!
