this old jewish guy have a pretty daugther, the daugther bring the guy to meet the old man.
in the meeting the old man gives to the young boy 1 egg and 2 link sausages, and he tell the young boy
he need to be frugal to have his daugther. so time goes by and they meet again
and the old man ask, so boy what you did with the egg and the link sausages.
the young man say with the egg i made scrambled egg, i process the shell and have a protein shake, with the sausages i use the trhead to fix a button on my coat, the meet i made hamburgers and with the sausage skyn i dont gonna lie to you, i have safe sex with your daugther.
so the old man say very frugal very frugal
and the young man say that is nothing
here is the milk for the cat
