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alejandro1800vtx

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VASELINE
« on: March 05, 2010, 09:16:03 PM »

so this guy buy a new motorcyle and go for a road trip
on his way the bike broke down, and he find a farm.
he walk to the farm and ask the farmer to help  him out, the farmer very helpfull dude invite him to stay over  because a storm is aproaching , but explain tho the rider the only rule they have, when they have dinner they can't speack, the one that speack have to do dishes, and laundry. The fella rider agree this rule. so dinner comes, the fello rider meets the farmer dougther a 23 years old fine pice of Cranberries, tigth tigth Buck Rogers, so in the middle of the dinner the daugther touch the rider under the table, the fella rider look at the farmer ho obviusly know his daugther is playing with him but the farmer keep silence, so the fello rider trow the 23 year old lady on the table and have sex with her, to move on to the mother so he trow the mother over the table and have it with her to, in that moment rain star to come down very hard, and the rider like every good motorcycle owner thinks about his new bike, so he think to put some vaseline on the chain, to prevent rust, so he write on a pice of paper "where is the vaseline" and the farmer scream ok ok ok i do the dishes
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it may take some effort to understand my jokes my english sucks
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Gumbo

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Re: VASELINE
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 09:33:07 PM »

Your english sucks, but I am a coon-Cranberries I get it.  ;D
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wwaggett

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Re: VASELINE
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 11:52:20 PM »

 :thumbup: I got it.
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KCAMERON007

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Re: VASELINE
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 07:30:12 AM »

that was funny...even how it read .... :thumbup:
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Re: VASELINE
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 07:21:51 PM »

 :agree: :thumbup:
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