A Cajun who died went to hell. The devil assigned him the usual punishment.. .put him in themass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came backsometime later surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not evenmisting, much less sweating. "How come you're not so much as sweatinghere where everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?" The Cajun laughed and said, "Man, I was raised in the bayous ofSout Looziana. Dis ain't nothin' but May in Morgan City to me!" The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put himin a sealed off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnacesblasting. When he came back, days later, the Cajun was sitting pretty,had barely begun to bead up with sweat. The devil was outraged. "How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shriekingpuddle in these conditions!. " The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey, man! I donetole you. I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?! Disain't nothin' but August in Cow Island !" So the devil thought, 'Alright, a little reverse ought to do thetrick.' He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat everreached. It was freezing and to add to the Cajun's misery, he addedmassive icebergs and blasting frozen air. When he returned, the Cajunwas shivering, ice hung from every part of him but he was grinning likeit was Christmas. Exasperated, the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?!You're impervious to heat and here you sit in conditions you can't beused to...freezing cold and yet you're happier than if you were inheaven. WHY?!" The Cajun kept grinning and asked, "Don't dis mean de Saintsgoin to da Super Bowl?"
When pigs fly and hell freezes over...the "SAINTS" are in the Super Bowl!!!!!Win or lose they are in; and the Cowboy/Vikes are sitting home.Crap...a Viking All-Pro OL could not represent his team or himself for the Pro Bowl and got kicked to the curb for not showing up to practice and Romo threw and interception...hmm! I seem to remember an interception in the Playoffs.Hopefully, the weather stays cold through Sunday night so it feels like Hell is still frozen.
Jeez! The poor fella's don't have much hope in the Superbowl....At least give 'em the rights to the 6 letters and a question mark!!!