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[Boogie]

Top 10 reason's RD quit waving when he got a new Goldwing


10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

 9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

 8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.

 7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.

 6. The espresso machine just finished.

 5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.

 4. Was in a three-way conference call with real estate broker and accessories dealer.

 3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

 2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and
 satellite navigation system.

 1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard

[snake]

Good one Boog!

[Drewboy22]

Very nice!!

[SouthernXer]

Expresso.....   

[jmdaniel]

11. The Metamucil just kicked in, and he was searching the GPS screen for the closest potty stop.

[HeadGuess]

LOL!

[RD]

Boogie, I waved at every biker I saw today. Went buy several large groups, and not 1 person waved. You can even ask Jerry (Quicksilver), he was with me. I put my feet close to the heater vents, turned down the volume on the radio, put the Wing on cruise, and asked Jerry over the CB, "Why aren't people waving at me?" He said they were just jealous.

[forevrtxan]

12. Viagra just kicked in and was using "free" hand to make proper "adjustments"!!!!!

[jmdaniel]

12. Viagra just kicked in and was using "free" hand to make proper "adjustments"!!!!!

And remember, see your doctor if the ride last longer than 4 hours!   

[murray_61]

#13.  He read the beware of "the wave" thread

[Boogie]

12. Viagra just kicked in and was using "free" hand to make proper "adjustments"!!!!!

And remember, see your doctor if the ride last longer than 4 hours!    

Now thats funny!