Little Johnny came down for breakfast and his mother said no breakfast till you do your chores.
He yelled but I'm hungry!
His mom said GO!
He goes out to the barn to feed the chickens and kicks a chicken.
He goes to the pen to slop the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes to the field to feed the cows and kicks a cow.
He comes back in and his mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him.
He yells what's this?
Where's my eggs? Where's my bacon? Where's my milk?
His mom says:
I saw you kick a chicken so no eggs for a week.
I saw you kick a pig so no bacon for a week.
I saw you kick a cow so no milk for a week.
Just then his dad walks in all mad and kicks the cat across the room.
Little Johnny looks up smiling at his mother and says... Do you want to tell him or should I?
