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OMG!!!
« on: September 21, 2009, 01:29:00 PM »

Beer contains female hormones.

A recently released scientific study revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.  Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
 
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 beers each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
                             
1) Argued over  nothing.
 
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
 
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional
 
6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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Re: OMG!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 05:19:37 AM »

I'm gonna stand back and watch this topic... ;D :boxing: :couch:

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Re: OMG!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 06:29:17 AM »

You guys must all secretly desire to be female then, cause there sure is ALOT of beer drinking that goes on in this group  :P
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Re: OMG!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 07:05:48 AM »

You guys must all secretly desire to be female then, cause there sure is ALOT of beer drinking that goes on in this group  :P

Hell, if I had my own set of BOOBS, I'd never leave home.
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Re: OMG!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 07:21:46 AM »

Lucky, I realized a very long time ago that I am actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :thumbup:
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 08:56:22 AM »

Grapeape, that makes me think of a joke:

A Wyoming cowboy gets off a plane in L.A., walks into a nearby bar and sits down beside a stunning looking redhead. He tries to pick her up but she says, “Don't waste your time…I`m a lesbian.” "What part of Lesbia are you from?” he asks.” You don't understand…see that gorgeous blonde on the other side of the bar? Well, I'd love to take her up to my room, strip her naked and make mad passionate love to her!” "Wow!” says the cowboy, “I'd like to do the same thing…I must be a lesbian too!”
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Re: OMG!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 08:59:51 AM »

Good one!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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