Texas X Riders
Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: aries on September 19, 2017, 03:17:28 PM
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A man had just arrived at the Pearly gates waiting to get in to Heaven, and was met by St. Peter.
St. Peter "Well you have not really lived an exemplary life allowing you into Heaven, but you haven't lived a really horrible life either. So I will make you a bargain, that is if you can tell me one courageous act you have ever done for another human being I will allow you in."
The Man answered, "Sure, I was riding along in my car when I came upon these Bandidos picking on a young girl. I stopped got out and confronted the biggest baddest biker you have ever seen with a nose ring. To show him I meant business, I pulled his nose ring out and kicked over his motorcycle."
St. Peter was impressed asking, "When did this happen?"
The Man answered, "Five minutes ago."
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and St. Peter said " you can't come in. I asked for courageous not stupid." :laugh:
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"and St. Peter said " you can't come in. I asked for courageous not stupid." :laugh:"
Heh heh heh........