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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2008, 08:17:25 PM »
 >:( >:(Dry Heat!!! It is still hot and stifeling (sp), We left Cameron, AZ this am, (neat place), chillin' out in Durango, Co.

trying to figure out how much I can ride north before heading back to TEXAS.!!
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2008, 10:06:15 PM »
Needles Ca to Vagas????
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2008, 05:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Dusty on June 15, 2008, 06:15:50 AM
OK Kenny,

I was up all night researching the fastest way to get you out of pain and on the road.

Recipe from a Mexican Medicine Man (Pedro)

1. 4 drops of Gecko saliva
2. One toe nail from a white pigeon
3. 1 table spoon of ground prickly pear
4. 1 button from a rattle snake tail (ground to dust)
5. 1 cup of Chihuahua piss.
6. 1 table spoon cayenne
7. 1 teaspoon of chile powder
8. 2 mint leaves (optional but recommended)
9. One hot Lonestar Beer
10. 2 shots of Tequila
11. One jalapeno pepper
11. 1 cup tomato juice
12. 1 cup goats milk

Thoroughly mix all ingredients except tomato juice and milk (must be stirred with a buzzard's tail feather)
Let sit in the sun for 2 hours. (Leave the feather in the mix)

1. Give all keys to vehicles to wife.
2. Stand naked in the front yard. Preferably on a pine stump.
3. Remove feather from mix and insert in anal orifice.
4. Facing to the EAST drink the mix.
5. Immediately turn to the WEST and drink the Tomato Juice and milk.
6. LOOK UP and turn counter clockwise 5 revolutions. (Stay on the stump)
7. Stop facing North. Grab Knees and brace yourself.
8. Gobble like a turkey until you start to sweat.
9. When you loose the buzzard feather, you should be cured.

If for some reason you don't loose the feather, repeat process using new feather each time until feathers and back pain are gone.



Please please please post a video of this ritual!   ;D


Disclaimer: Not responsible for dead plants are vegetation in area of treatment stump.

This has to be the funniest thing I've read in ages...thanks for sharing "the remedy".  ::) :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2008, 06:04:07 AM »
You should see the video! I go back to the practer this morning. I have already confessed to TEN crimes!!
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2008, 09:55:45 AM »
Quote from: VTreX on June 19, 2008, 06:04:07 AM
You should see the video! I go back to the practer this morning. I have already confessed to TEN crimes!!
Hopefully he'll starighten you out, but BE CAREFUL, those back issues can sure flare up!!! As you well know.
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2008, 07:40:49 PM »
 ;D ;DThanks Kenny about the info on Durango and Paragosa Springs!!!!  If u go to Durango, book a room ahead!! We lucked out on the third try. The ride to Paragosa was great. Stopped at a little spot in Chimmney Rock, great folks there!!  We are heading to Friscoe, Tx in the am from Tucumcari, N.M.  We've been doing a lot of route 66 as much as can....
Should be back in Austin, saturday.  O0
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2008, 06:13:59 AM »
Wayne, thanks for the up date O0 O0 O0.... I am glad y'all are doing good 8) ;D ;D... I go back to the quack again today :P :'(... The back does feel better but it still hurt if I stand or walk >:( >:( >:( :-X  I DO WISH I COULD HAVE MADE IT WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( :( :( :(     Ride Safe Ride Long
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2008, 09:09:10 AM »
Quote from: VTreX on June 20, 2008, 06:13:59 AM
(... The back does feel better but it still hurt if I stand or walk >:( >:( >:( :-X 
But hey, as long as it doesn't hurt when you "SIT", as in "on your bike"  ::)  I know, I know, I'm not making light of your pain...just being a smart cranberry
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2008, 02:20:40 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on June 20, 2008, 09:09:10 AM
Quote from: VTreX on June 20, 2008, 06:13:59 AM
(... The back does feel better but it still hurt if I stand or walk >:( >:( >:( :-X 
But hey, as long as it doesn't hurt when you "SIT", as in "on your bike"  ::)  I know, I know, I'm not making light of your pain...just being a smart cranberry
Not to worry I am used to beeing picked on, I can take it.... O0 O0 O0 ::) 8) ;D :D ;)  RIDE SAFE RIDE LONG :P :-X
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2008, 02:33:09 PM »
Quote from: VTreX on June 20, 2008, 02:20:40 PM
Not to worry I am used to being picked on, I can take it....

 :'( :'( :-\ :-\ :'( :'(

 ;D ;)
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2008, 10:43:57 PM »
Quote from: Dusty on June 14, 2008, 07:57:01 AM
Heal up and ride!  O0

I really like that one Bill. It would make a great patch for those who have had to.  O0

I hope you get better soon Kenny. You've got some miles to cover.
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2008, 04:42:10 PM »
 ;D ;DMade it home today, squeezed thru the hail, only to find out that some Switzerland bikers had started out in Chicago on the Route 66, but got hammered outside Amarillo, bikes dented quite a bit!! Hopefully they will finish.  We tried to ride as much of route 66 as possible, time permitting!!  Saw some great cars doing the same thing!!  Flash back!   3000+ miles, great stops, bike was great (Honda), Met some good people along the way!!  Really did miss kenny, had to come up with my own wild tales..................
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2008, 04:51:14 PM »
Wayne,
Glad you and Kathy made it home safe and I'm sure it was a long ride but at the same time way to short. Post some pic's when you can, would to share your trip.
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2008, 05:05:27 PM »
Glad y'all had a safe ride! I am still not walking too well.
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Re: THE RIDER IS OUT
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2008, 09:54:39 PM »
You've got a little while longer to get the back in shape.  After meeting you guys and encouragement from others; I have made plans to make the trip to Coloradical.  I am looking at leaving on 7/1 in the early am to Amarillo; stay the night & then ride out the next morning to Denver.  Hope to see you there!  Anyone looking for company from the panhandle give me a shout.
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