Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal
dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux
had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and
grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed
and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But
Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried
his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux
knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had
a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a
pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de
snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body
go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back
to fish'n. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot
toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif
two more frogs. Life is Good! OOOOOOUUUUUUIIIIIIIiiiEEEEEEEEE!
