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RocknRoll

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Out of the mouths of babes.
« on: November 29, 2006, 03:40:27 PM »
A man rode up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get on, I'll give you a lollypop."

The girl kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get on the bike with me and I'll give you two lolly pops."

She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.

The man said "Hop on with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"

Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Honda, YOU ride it!"
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 04:15:08 PM »
 :o  Ouch!   ;D
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hooter

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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 04:18:51 PM »
At least you could have changed it up a little to say Harley or something else  ;D
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 10:19:26 PM »
RocknRoll owns a Harley.  :'(
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 02:08:13 AM »
Quote from: j1mmyj4m on November 29, 2006, 10:19:26 PM
RocknRoll owns a Harley.  :'(

I knew that he had a Harley ( :'(whata shame :'() awhile back from some posts of a ride. I just kinda figured because at least 95% of the people on this board ride Honda he would have cleaned up the joke alittle to make it a little more believable by saying Harley . ;D ;D ;D 
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Whatever you want to do, do it now.
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RocknRoll

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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 09:31:55 AM »
I have to confess.  I changed it from Harley to HONDA. :'(

But hey, I also own a Honda Shadow 1100.  Does that help?
« Last Edit: November 30, 2006, 09:33:29 AM by RocknRoll »
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 09:39:54 AM »
Quote from: RocknRoll on November 30, 2006, 09:31:55 AM
I have to confess.  I changed it from Harley to HONDA. :'(

But hey, I also own a Honda Shadow 1100.  Does that help?

Thanks for fess'in up about the change O0 ;D ;D ;D
Having the Shadow means you've always got something that runs!!!
I was feeling sorry for ya, :'( but guess life ain't so gloomy after all !!   :) :)
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Whatever you want to do, do it now.
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