A man was standing at the Pearly Gates waiting to get into Heaven talking to St. Peter.
St. Peter told him that he had not lived an exemplary life for getting into Heaven, but he wasn't all that bad either.
St. Peter told the him, "If you can tell me a courageous act you have ever done for another human being I will let you in."
The man said sure. So he told St. Peter about bad guy bikers picking on a young girl.
He said, "I walked up to the biggest guy there who had a nose ring. I told him to stop picking on the young lady. To prove I meant business I reached up pulled out his nose ring and kicked over his motorcycle."
St. Peter was impressed asking, "When did this happen?"
The man looked at him saying, "About five minutes ago."
I know, I know don't quit my day job. lol