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[DAR-Silver Surfer]

Subject: Love Story

 


 

 
 

 
 

I will seek and find you . . .

 

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

 

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

 

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

 

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved  when  I'm  finished with you.

 

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

 

All my love,

 

The Flu

 

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and

go get your flu shot!

 

[jarubio]

Good one, thanks for reminding us.

[solitary-man]

 

[tom cat]

That Buck Rogers nearly killed me. Hell no.

[BobB]

Just like the old days, need a shot to fix it.

[forevrtxan]

ROFLMAO!!!!!