Subject: 'Hillary Fans'
A grade school teacher in upstate New York, asked her class how many of
them are 'Hillary fans'. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except one boy. The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be
different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan." The teacher says, "Why
aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The
teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a
George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush
fan!" The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot , what would that make you?" So Johnny replies, "That would make
me a Hillary fan."
