Survivor Texas Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin ,
San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then
proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to
Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
