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hipshot

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The Killing.
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:12:51 PM »
An officer calls his Sgt. via the police radio:
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

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"Uhhh............No, sir. The floor is still wet."
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Re: The Killing.
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2015, 05:28:40 PM »
sounds justified to me!
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Re: The Killing.
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2015, 06:00:50 PM »
Innocent!!!
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Re: The Killing.
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2015, 07:53:48 PM »
LOVE IT!!!!
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Re: The Killing.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2015, 08:44:45 AM »
My wife waits until 10 minutes before I come in with muddy feet to mop. :ohwow: Never fails. :banghead:
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Re: The Killing.
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2015, 05:23:10 PM »
Quote from: hogcowboy on March 22, 2015, 08:44:45 AM
My wife waits until 10 minutes before I come in with muddy feet to mop. :ohwow: Never fails. :banghead:
Sounds like she's settin' you up for a killin'...........  You might want to shop for some body armor. 
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