A guy texts his neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I've been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
The neighbor, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later he gets a second text:
"Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!"
