Sam was a very dumb kid. His teacher tried everything to get him to learn but to no avail. One day, Sam's mom went to school to talk to his teacher and to see how he was doing. The teacher explained that Sam was the dumbest student she had ever taught. Nothing she tried worked. The mom was so embarrassed that she took him out of school and moved away.
Years later, the teacher needed surgery that only this one doctor could perform. She scheduled the procedure, had it done, and, as she was coming out of the sedation, she saw this handsome, young man standing beside her.
All of a sudden, she starting turning blue and died. The doctor was looking around trying to figure out what happened when he saw that Sam had unplugged her oxygen machine so he could plug in his vacuum cleaner.
WHAT, DID YOU THINK THAT SAM WAS THE DOCTOR?!?!?!
