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Title: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Snake Doc on March 30, 2015, 09:52:19 PM: Q: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?

A: Karen Carpenter's belt.

She was in trouble and her friends told her to buckle down.
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Rocket67 on March 31, 2015, 08:20:51 AM: Karen Carpenter? Wow...
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Post by: BobWd on March 31, 2015, 01:57:04 PM: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: xcaliber on March 31, 2015, 04:07:14 PM: I bet there are a lot of people here to young to know The KC story.
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Post by: Lucky on March 31, 2015, 05:10:54 PM: Muskrat love
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Rocket67 on April 01, 2015, 06:16:50 AM: Quote from: Lucky on March 31, 2015, 05:10:54 PM
Muskrat love

That was The Captian and Tennile.
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Lucky on April 01, 2015, 04:53:14 PM: Ooppps my bad
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Post by: xcaliber on April 01, 2015, 08:27:26 PM: see what I mean, too young to know The Carpenters.
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Post by: Rocket67 on April 02, 2015, 06:59:23 AM: Quote from: xcaliber on April 01, 2015, 08:27:26 PM
see what I mean, too young to know The Carpenters.

Kids these days. Whatareyagonnado?
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Lucky on April 03, 2015, 02:49:33 PM: Gary, if I am old enough to know Capt and Tennile then I am old enough for Carpenters, but thank you for the compliment anyways (even if it wasn't meant as one :P ). I got my "skinny female singer and male side kick" couple wrong, LOL. I remember now that Carpenters big hit was "Close to You"
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Rocket67 on April 03, 2015, 03:09:48 PM: And Vickie Lawrence's big hit was, "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia".
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: xcaliber on April 03, 2015, 05:29:50 PM: Quote from: Lucky on April 03, 2015, 02:49:33 PM
Gary, if I am old enough to know Capt and Tennile then I am old enough for Carpenters, but thank you for the compliment anyways (even if it wasn't meant as one :P ). I got my "skinny female singer and male side kick" couple wrong, LOL. I remember now that Carpenters big hit was "Close to You"

It was totally intended as one ;)
Title: Re: What is 30 inches long and has 29 holes in it?
Post by: Snake Doc on April 06, 2015, 08:24:08 PM: Quote from: Lucky on April 03, 2015, 02:49:33 PM
Gary, if I am old enough to know Capt and Tennile then I am old enough for Carpenters, but thank you for the compliment anyways (even if it wasn't meant as one :P ). I got my "skinny female singer and male side kick" couple wrong, LOL. I remember now that Carpenters big hit was "Close to You"

Substitute "Skinny" for "Close to you."