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Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: hipshot on March 19, 2015, 03:12:51 PM

Title: The Killing.
Post by: hipshot on March 19, 2015, 03:12:51 PM

An officer calls his Sgt. via the police radio:
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

....


"Uhhh............No, sir. The floor is still wet."

Title: Re: The Killing.
Post by: xcaliber on March 19, 2015, 05:28:40 PM

sounds justified to me!

Title: Re: The Killing.
Post by: Luckys Lover on March 19, 2015, 06:00:50 PM

Innocent!!!

Title: Re: The Killing.
Post by: Lucky on March 19, 2015, 07:53:48 PM

LOVE IT!!!!

Title: Re: The Killing.
Post by: hogcowboy on March 22, 2015, 08:44:45 AM

My wife waits until 10 minutes before I come in with muddy feet to mop. :ohwow: Never fails. :banghead:

Title: Re: The Killing.
Post by: hipshot on March 22, 2015, 05:23:10 PM

Quote from: hogcowboy on March 22, 2015, 08:44:45 AM

My wife waits until 10 minutes before I come in with muddy feet to mop. :ohwow: Never fails. :banghead:

Sounds like she's settin' you up for a killin'...........  You might want to shop for some body armor.