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Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: hipshot on March 12, 2015, 12:12:05 PM

Title: Oops!
Post by: hipshot on March 12, 2015, 12:12:05 PM

A guy texts his neighbor:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I've been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

The neighbor, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later he gets a second text:
"Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"...  Sorry!"

Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: Rocket67 on March 12, 2015, 03:27:25 PM

Wahhh wah wahhhhhhhhh.

Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: Gumbo on March 12, 2015, 04:15:46 PM

 :simmadown: :simmadown:
Oh man what a mistake that was  :banghead:

Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: Luckys Lover on March 13, 2015, 09:12:32 AM

Proofread, proofread, proofread. Then hit AppleSauce. um, send.

Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: BobWd on March 31, 2015, 02:08:06 PM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: