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j1mmyj4m

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So I heard today...
« on: May 28, 2006, 07:05:40 PM »
...that someone I know has a brother who married his cousin's sister and was told by her third aunt's niece that he might be taking a trailer to Colorado in order to bring thier uncle's step-sister's brother's daughter... :-X
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 07:07:06 PM »
?????????...........I'm confused........ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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j1mmyj4m

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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 09:13:53 PM »
hehe
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 09:36:49 PM »
Quote from: j1mmyj4m on May 28, 2006, 07:05:40 PM
...that someone I know has a brother who married his cousin's sister and was told by her third aunt's niece that he might be taking a trailer to Colorado in order to bring thier uncle's step-sister's brother's daughter... :-X

 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 09:58:35 PM »
Do you think this man could be a redneck?  ::)
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2006, 04:02:09 AM »
wow....

im ashamed to say that i actually have an uncle who is also my second cousin..... :-\  my moms sister married her first cousin...

can anyone guess where they live?













you got it ARKANSAS!!!!!
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2006, 06:53:33 AM »
The most frequently asked legal question in Arkansas:

If I divorce my wife, will she still be my sister? ::)
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2006, 07:25:45 AM »
hahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2006, 08:33:40 AM »
You guys know you have an Arkansan to thank for the tooth brush don't you.

It stands to reason if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called Teet brush!
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2006, 10:12:43 AM »
blahh... ;D ha....  ;D haaaa... ;D
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2006, 11:12:54 AM »
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2006, 02:44:59 PM »
Quote from: HeadGuess on May 29, 2006, 08:33:40 AM
You guys know you have an Arkansan to thank for the tooth brush don't you.

It stands to reason if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called Teet brush!


What do you call thirty-two women lined up in an Arkansas bar?

A full set of teeth! And naturally, the most common pickup line in an Arkansas bar is:

Nice tooth! And what do you call the 8 year old Arkansas girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin!
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2006, 03:44:24 PM »
Quote from: VTeXan on May 29, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.
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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 05:49:52 PM »
Quote from: vernjoe on May 29, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
Quote from: VTeXan on May 29, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :'( :'(
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j1mmyj4m

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Re: So I heard today...
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2006, 07:46:07 AM »
Quote from: vernjoe on May 29, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
Quote from: VTeXan on May 29, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

What the crap is going on????
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