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Title: So I heard today...
Post by: j1mmyj4m on May 28, 2006, 07:05:40 PM
...that someone I know has a brother who married his cousin's sister and was told by her third aunt's niece that he might be taking a trailer to Colorado in order to bring thier uncle's step-sister's brother's daughter... :-X
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: jarubio on May 28, 2006, 07:07:06 PM
?????????...........I'm confused........ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: j1mmyj4m on May 28, 2006, 09:13:53 PM
hehe
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: RedDragon on May 28, 2006, 09:36:49 PM
...that someone I know has a brother who married his cousin's sister and was told by her third aunt's niece that he might be taking a trailer to Colorado in order to bring thier uncle's step-sister's brother's daughter... :-X

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Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: DAR-Silver Surfer on May 28, 2006, 09:58:35 PM
Do you think this man could be a redneck?  ::)
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: Blueflameguy2 on May 29, 2006, 04:02:09 AM
wow....

im ashamed to say that i actually have an uncle who is also my second cousin..... :-\  my moms sister married her first cousin...

can anyone guess where they live?













you got it ARKANSAS!!!!!
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: hipshot on May 29, 2006, 06:53:33 AM
The most frequently asked legal question in Arkansas:

If I divorce my wife, will she still be my sister? ::)
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Post by: KEBS on May 29, 2006, 07:25:45 AM
hahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: HeadGuess on May 29, 2006, 08:33:40 AM
You guys know you have an Arkansan to thank for the tooth brush don't you.

It stands to reason if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called Teet brush!
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: bIgPrO on May 29, 2006, 10:12:43 AM
blahh... ;D ha....  ;D haaaa... ;D
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: VTeXan on May 29, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: hipshot on May 29, 2006, 02:44:59 PM
You guys know you have an Arkansan to thank for the tooth brush don't you.

It stands to reason if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called Teet brush!


What do you call thirty-two women lined up in an Arkansas bar?

A full set of teeth! And naturally, the most common pickup line in an Arkansas bar is:

Nice tooth! And what do you call the 8 year old Arkansas girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin!
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: vernjoe on May 29, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: RocknRoll on May 29, 2006, 05:49:52 PM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :'( :'(
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: j1mmyj4m on May 30, 2006, 07:46:07 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

What the crap is going on????
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: RocknRoll on May 30, 2006, 09:36:37 AM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

What the crap is going on????

Brock,

I thought you might be chickening out also!!  Don't do it.  We gotta go.  It's our duty!  Colorado stocked up on beer just for the Texas contingent.  You think those sheepherders in Colorado will fill the void?  The nation's economy depends on this.  Stocks will fall - retirements will be postponed - chaos will ensue.

We need TEXANS to answer the call to duty!!!  How many are out there?  See new post on Ride board under "Colorado - Talk or Action"
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Post by: VTeXan on June 02, 2006, 08:40:56 PM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

What the crap is going on????

I have finals on the 1st and the second summer term starts on the 5th.  Four days is just enough time to get there and turn around.

Brian
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: RD on June 02, 2006, 09:10:19 PM
Well whoever it is can take my place.  Maria and I won't be making it this year  :-[  BTW I have a room reserved non-smoking king in the courtyard on the ground floor if anyone wants it.

Brian



Looking more and more like this might be my situation also.  Will be dropping my room also if anyone going needs one.

What the crap is going on????

Brock,

I thought you might be chickening out also!!  Don't do it.  We gotta go.  It's our duty!  Colorado stocked up on beer just for the Texas contingent.  You think those sheepherders in Colorado will fill the void?  The nation's economy depends on this.  Stocks will fall - retirements will be postponed - chaos will ensue.

We need TEXANS to answer the call to duty!!!  How many are out there?  See new post on Ride board under "Colorado - Talk or Action"


I'll be ruined!!!!

Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: snake on June 03, 2006, 02:48:09 PM


I'll be ruined!!!!


You don't have to be RD! Just don't ask, don't tell! Closets have doors for a reason!!! O0
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: RocknRoll on June 03, 2006, 03:55:42 PM
What I want to know now is why Brian is spitting in the food?
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: VTeXan on June 03, 2006, 11:11:48 PM
What I want to know now is why Brian is spitting in the food?

HUH?  I know there's going to be something clever and funny in that, that will prove once again how slow I am on the uptake.  LOL

Brian
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: Philanderer on June 04, 2006, 07:00:33 AM
your signature line.
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: VTeXan on June 04, 2006, 07:47:51 AM
your signature line.

OH Yeah.  Proven once again.  LOL

Brian
Title: Re: So I heard today...
Post by: Swampfox on June 04, 2006, 10:45:32 AM
Thats why there is a sign when you cross over the Red River " She better be your Wife are your going to Jail"
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