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BobWd

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Farmhand & the Pig
« on: January 16, 2014, 08:36:15 PM »
A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences.

After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of the truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when he stops wriggling, you'll be able to pull it out and throw it in a bush off the side of the road."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

"Boss I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"Well, the blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2014, 06:30:25 AM »
ha ha , that's bad
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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 07:24:15 AM »
 :no no:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2014, 10:12:16 AM »
Bob I don't care what those other ya-hoo's just posted, I think it was kinda funny!! :c :c

ps. Gary and Gumbo are just a couple of sticks in the mud and wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the butt!!  :t

 :agree: Thanks Hobo!   :c :c
« Last Edit: January 17, 2014, 10:14:41 AM by hooter »
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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2014, 01:18:48 PM »
Quote from: hooter on January 17, 2014, 10:12:16 AM
Bob I don't care what those other ya-hoo's just posted, I think it was kinda funny!! :c :c

ps. Gary and Gumbo are just a couple of sticks in the mud and wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the butt!!  :t

 :agree: Thanks Hobo!   :c :c

Oh I know funny, I just read your post  :rofl: :rofl:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2014, 04:57:19 PM »
Quote from: hooter on January 17, 2014, 10:12:16 AM
Bob I don't care what those other ya-hoo's just posted, I think it was kinda funny!! :c :c

ps. Gary and Gumbo are just a couple of sticks in the mud and wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the butt!!  :t

 :agree: Thanks Hobo!   :c :c

I know funny, I've seen your picture :t
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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 08:16:27 PM »
What was funny is the fact that I didn't see it coming...at the end of it all, I groaned (while also chuckling).
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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2014, 09:52:45 AM »
Quote from: xcaliber on January 17, 2014, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: hooter on January 17, 2014, 10:12:16 AM
Bob I don't care what those other ya-hoo's just posted, I think it was kinda funny!! :c :c

ps. Gary and Gumbo are just a couple of sticks in the mud and wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the butt!!  :t

 :agree: Thanks Hobo!   :c :c

I know funny, I've seen your picture :t



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Re: Farmhand & the Pig
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 03:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on January 17, 2014, 08:16:27 PM
What was funny is the fact that I didn't see it coming...at the end of it all, I groaned (while also chuckling).

Those are the best kind!!!!! :agree:
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