There was a couple celebrating 30 years of marriage with a nice, romantic dinner when a fairy popped up. She said that, since they were a very good example of what a married couple should be, she would grant each of them a wish.
The wife spoke up and said that she would like to travel around the world so "Poof" a couple of tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in front of her.
The husband had to think for a minute and finally said "I'm sorry, honey, but I would like a wife that is 30 years younger". The wife & fairy looked disgusted and then the fairy waved her wand and "poof" he was 92 years old.
The moral of this story is to remember that fairies, as well as wives, are both women!!!!!