This guy joins a nudist colony. On his 1st day, he strips down and is walking around the complex when this pretty, petite thing walks by. Well, he gets an erection. She turns around and asks him "Did you call me?" He states that he doesn't know what she is talking about. She then explains that he must be new and that when he got the erection, he called her so she takes him down by the river & lets him have his way with her. He starts thinking that this was a good idea.
Later that day, he goes into the sauna and, when he sits down, he farts. This big ol' burly guy comes from around the corner and asks "did you call me?" The same conversation ensues as with the young lady and the burly dude bends the guy over & has his way with him.
The guy goes back to his cabin, gets dressed and packs his stuff. He walks into the office and up to the nude receptionist, throws his key on the counter and tells her that he is leaving. She asks why because he had just got there. He tells her "Ma'am, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection maybe once a week but I fart 35 times a day."
