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[tom cat]

My fellow Americans, I stand before you today with a heavy heart.
I must be in bad shape, I can't mow my lawn, I can't take proper care of my pets, I cant ride my bike, far, I don't even know if I can drive far enough to get a good lay, but I'm gonna try.
The rail road shipped off Mr's Hogwallow, she didn't run't offtt. She went where she had to, to make a living for me and the kids. Leaving me with more than I can deal with. I know it's bad at my house when in this economy I have neighbors offering to buy my place and the stuff on it. My place has become a bargain hunters paradise. I just sold a boat cheep.
It may come down to selling the works, and hoping that I can come up with enough tricks to keep my Cajun queen paying the bills. Bead room tricks, I don't do dirty deals. Well not, out side of the bead room.
I'm taking the kids on vacation, They got gypped, I am going to get laid, They will get to ride a long way in Daddy's truck. We may go fishing when we get there. I don't know, and can't say for sure.
The inside dogs, one is in the kennel, one is being kept by a friend. No dog AppleSauce in the house while I am gone.  The outside dogs just ate, the hot wire trying to get to the neighbors cat. I fixed it. But I hold little hope for the cat.
I am going south, The tall grass, the big dogs, the little dogs, the fish, are all going to have to get along with out me a day or two. My wife' s car needs a break job. I need to get lucky.
The boy child got one skate in his new roller blade box of equipment, he got for his birth day. yesterday. That's how my luck is running.
Yep, its a bit pitiful, but I have the giggles, I'm dealing with my world turned upside down and coping to some level.
I'm gonna eat me some mud bugs, I gonna get laid, and I'm going to deal with it all when I get back. That's the plan.                         

[hobo]

I'm gonna eat me some mud bugs, I gonna get laid, and I'm going to deal with it all when I get back. That's the plan.                         

That line ought to be in a song somewhere...

[tom cat]

You are right.

[snake]

I'm gonna eat me some mud bugs, I gonna get laid, and I'm going to deal with it all when I get back. That's the plan.                         

That line ought to be in a song somewhere...

"I'm going down south, gonna' see my gal
gonna' sing her a song, gonna' show her my ding dong".
Blind melon Chittlin'

[hobo]

I'm gonna eat me some mud bugs, I gonna get laid, and I'm going to deal with it all when I get back. That's the plan.                         

That line ought to be in a song somewhere...

"I'm going down south, gonna' see my gal
gonna' sing her a song, gonna' show her my ding dong".
Blind melon Chittlin'

When I was a little bitty boy
My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She said it was my Ding a ling a ling

 -Chuck Berry

[tom cat]

Now I usedd to be a hard working man
Making that livin on the company plan
Rubbin them coins togather, never did seem, to work for me.
Just give me back, them Saturday nights, with the bar room brawls, and the bare fist fights.
There is a little taste of heaven, when you feel the blood, flow free.
 
Heaven don't need doctors, and heaven don't need lawyers.
Heaven don't need nothin much baby except for you loving me.
You can go tell old St Peeter, that we don't need him ether.
Heaven is just a reach away,baby long as your lovin me.

There's a preacher, on TV, selling salvation, got 10, channels on the air, all across the nation.
He's selling heaven, on that easy payment plan
Streets of gold, and ya never grow old.
But I just don't trust , that man.

Heaven don't need doctors,.....Chouris

When I get to heaven, I'm gonna have me a talk with Jesus.
To see if I can find out. What the Hell's been going on. 
The mortgage went to Shieiet, on the promised land, and there ante much hope for a working man.
Might as well go on The Well fair, Stay at home, and just get stoned.

Heaven don't need doctors.....Chouris

[Gumbo]

Dang not bad little diddy there bud. 

[hobo]

Now I usedd to be a hard working man
Making that livin on the company plan
Rubbin them coins togather, never did seem, to work for me.
Just give me back, them Saturday nights, with the bar room brawls, and the bare fist fights.
There is a little taste of heaven, when you feel the blood, flow free.
 
Heaven don't need doctors, and heaven don't need lawyers.
Heaven don't need nothin much baby except for you loving me.
You can go tell old St Peeter, that we don't need him ether.
Heaven is just a reach away,baby long as your lovin me.

There's a preacher, on TV, selling salvation, got 10, channels on the air, all across the nation.
He's selling heaven, on that easy payment plan
Streets of gold, and ya never grow old.
But I just don't trust , that man.

Heaven don't need doctors,.....Chouris

When I get to heaven, I'm gonna have me a talk with Jesus.
To see if I can find out. What the Hell's been going on. 
The mortgage went to Shieiet, on the promised land, and there ante much hope for a working man.
Might as well go on The Well fair, Stay at home, and just get stoned.

Heaven don't need doctors.....Chouris

Hey tc. I had forgotten about this one. Is it ok if I work with it a little? I'd like to smooth it out some and maybe work on a melody.

[tom cat]

Go for it Hobo.