A man was riding his VTX along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The biker pulled over and thought for a moment and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required in reaching the bottom of the Pacific
Ocean and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a very long time and finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
