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Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: hipshot on December 28, 2016, 07:00:00 AM

Title: Sad Day.....
Post by: hipshot on December 28, 2016, 07:00:00 AM

   
Devastated.
A very sad day today.
After seven years of training in the medical fields
and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money.

A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: SteveS on December 28, 2016, 12:45:37 PM

I was thinking that you would have been    Mortified.

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: Snake Doc on December 28, 2016, 07:40:34 PM

A whole new meaning to "Stop off for a cold one."

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: hipshot on December 28, 2016, 09:03:20 PM

Quote from: Snake Doc on December 28, 2016, 07:40:34 PM

A whole new meaning to "Stop off for a cold one."

Or, "Had a stiffy"..............

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: Rocket67 on December 29, 2016, 10:58:33 AM

When asked how she was he said....,"well, she just laid there".

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: Luckys Lover on December 29, 2016, 07:44:42 PM

Or he said, "She moves more than my wife does."

Title: Re: Sad Day.....
Post by: Snake Doc on December 29, 2016, 08:12:39 PM

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"