Near Fredericksburg a German farmer walking down a country
> road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
> The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die
> kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
> Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
> have AppleSauce in it.'
> The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and am
> just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't
> understand you. Please speak in English.'
> The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get
> more.
