Jeff went to a revival and listened to the preaching. After awhile, the preacher invited anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. So Jeff got in line and when his turn came the preacher asked what Jeff wanted him to pray about.
Jeff replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher put his hands on Jeff's head, looked to the heavens, and prayed earnestly for several minutes. He then removed his hands and asked, "How's your hearing now, Jeff?"
Jeff said, "I don't know, preacher, it's not 'til next Monday."
