Top Ten Things Overheard Outside Saddam Hussein's Execution
10. "Would it have killed him to wear a tie?"
9. "You know he left his entire estate to The Boys and Girls Club of New Jersey?"
8. "Four dollars for a goat dog?"
7. "I loved it when Chemical Ali sang, 'Wind Beneath My Wings"
6. "Not what he had in mind"
5. "Let's start the wave"
4. "Is it too soon to start hitting on his wives?"
3. "Ryan Seacrest did a nice job on the countdown"
2. "Uday and Qusay wanted to be here, but they were too busy rotting in Hell"
1. "He's dropped faster than Bush's poll numbers"
