>
> A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
> Ferrari. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and It costs him
> $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
>
> An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
> him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of
> car ya got there, sonny?"
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?!
>
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
>
> The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>
> "No problem," replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all
> right, but I'll stick with my Moped!"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
man
> just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
> speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
> mirror. It seems to be getting closer He slows down to see what it could
be
> and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
>
> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks
> himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and
> passes the moped at 275 mph, WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's
> feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
> gaining on him AGAIN!
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he se
es
> the Moped bearing down on him again!
>
> The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the
> Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The
> doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
>
> He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there
> anything I can do for you?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook ......... my suspenders......... from
> your side-view...........mirror.