Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache
of a guy on a 1800 VTX
The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel, Try
what I do: Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there look for a nice stewardess.
Crawl up her leg and nestle into where it is warm and cozy.
It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by....When the first flea shows up in Miami, he is shivering
and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes said the first flea, I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar, had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in and I crawled right up to
her nice warm cozy spot.
It was so nice and warm there, I fell asleep.....and when I woke up, I
was back in the moustache of a guy on a 1800 VTX!"
