A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting
pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later
he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he
takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with
you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''
So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass
placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The
bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass
down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get
a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over
the barstools and everything.
After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me
$1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender
asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five
guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss
all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''
