A couple decided to take up golf and needed lessons..........
So on a saturday the man got an instructor. He was all rared up and ready to kill the ball with his huge swing.................the golf pro said.........."no, no , no.........you need to hold the club like it is your wifes breasts"........he grasped that concept and hit the ball 250 yardds right down the fairway, dead center.
Then Sunday came along and the wife went to her appointment....she like her husband was swinging the club horribly when the golf pro said ........."you need to hold the club like it is your husbands penis".............with that in mind she swung the club and it went 15 yards.......the golf pro walked back up to her and said........well you did As good as I thought you would .........this time try taking the club out of your mouth
