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SouthernXer

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My Darling Husband
« on: October 20, 2006, 08:27:03 AM »
----- To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let  you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned

into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from WalMart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.


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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 08:55:43 AM »
Accidents happen, Sweetheart.  :-*

But what's that yard sale tag doing on my bike!!  >:(
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 07:19:02 PM »
That is great................ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 09:30:19 PM »
Hummm, I say DIVORCE!!!!  O0
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM »
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)
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SouthernXer

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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2006, 06:42:54 AM »
Quote from: RD on October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)

 ;D  You know I was wondering the same thing when I got this joke....  I am not sure of the origin....     ;D
« Last Edit: October 23, 2006, 02:31:59 PM by SouthernXer »
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TexPops

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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 01:49:56 PM »
Quote from: RD on October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)

UHH...WALMART Millionaire?? :o :o :o
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SouthernXer

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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2006, 02:33:25 PM »
Quote from: TexPops on October 23, 2006, 01:49:56 PM
Quote from: RD on October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)

UHH...WALMART Millionaire?? :o :o :o

You know I have a buddy up in Bentonville who used to sell Durex condoms to Walmart for years and he said ol' Sam would drive to work everyday in his F150.....  hmmmm.... maybe that was his Italian Mistress next to it....   ;D
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 08:49:56 PM »
Quote from: RD on October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)

Not to mention the fact that therre is no fender damage.  Unless there was a ramp, there would be more damage.

Also, Notice the 2 dollar scooter next to the Ferrari.....That just ain't right.
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 01:23:46 PM »
Holy Crap! :o
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Re: My Darling Husband
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2006, 12:36:57 PM »
Quote from: RD on October 20, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Gotta be photoshop..... who in Arkansas can afford a Ferrari. ::)

Funny, but that would be one hell of a photoshop...  That Ferrari is on it's axle (weight).
I think the garage door was the ramp.
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