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wwaggett

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« on: May 07, 2009, 04:44:20 PM »
I'm just passing this thought along ....
 
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet  were  ever in a strippers's butt crack?
 
If not, you're wondering now.
 
Have a nice day .     :reaction:

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 04:48:55 PM »
Eeeeewwwwww!!!!!
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 04:54:17 PM »
Well they don't smell like chit!   :hmm:
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 05:15:32 PM »
New flash WWAGGETT, you've been doing it all wrong, most people don't put the dollar bills in the back  :stickpoke: :stickpoke: :stickpoke: :ohwow:
Most of mine go as close to the coochy pop as possible.  ;D
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 05:28:28 PM »
Most? ::)
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 05:51:42 PM »
I put it anywhere she lets me and try for more! :ohwow:
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 06:01:32 PM »
Quote from: N5TWL on May 07, 2009, 05:28:28 PM
Most? ::)

Yea most of them go there, I did say as close as possible - but never, never in the back  ::)
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 07:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on May 07, 2009, 05:15:32 PM
Most of mine go as close to the coochy pop as possible.  ;D

Well they don't smell like fish either! :ohwow: :couch:
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 07:46:49 PM »
Quote from: RedDragon on May 07, 2009, 07:28:35 PM
Quote from: Gumbo on May 07, 2009, 05:15:32 PM
Most of mine go as close to the coochy pop as possible.  ;D

Well they don't smell like fish either! :ohwow: :couch:

Dude if it's right it does not smell like fish ::) Smells like Coochy candy :ohwow:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 11:29:54 AM »
Don't you have to lick the dollar to really find out??????
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 11:38:09 AM »
EEEEEWWWWW now that's nasty  :ohwow:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »
I have been doing my part to make as many of these dollar bills as possible!
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 12:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on May 08, 2009, 11:38:09 AM
EEEEEWWWWW now that's nasty  :ohwow:
It's not that bad, bro...kinda like putting your tongue against both poles of a battery at once and see if it "tingles'.  :ohwow:  O0  :notworthy: :lunch:  :thumbup:  :congrats:  :couch: :flag:
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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 01:52:14 PM »
Quote from: POGOGOLF on May 09, 2009, 12:56:09 PM
It's not that bad, bro...kinda like putting your tongue against both poles of a battery at once and see if it "tingles'.  :ohwow:  O0  :notworthy: :lunch:  :thumbup:  :congrats:  :couch: :flag:
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I did that one night across the river in LA (car battery)  :ohwow: Every woman in the bar followed me home :thumbup:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2009, 06:16:13 PM »
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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