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Wife School
« on: January 15, 2009, 04:18:02 PM »


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Re: Wife School
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 04:50:37 PM »
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 05:49:12 PM »
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 06:12:24 PM »
OMG!!!! You can't afford the tuition for one week.
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »
No NO No Wayne I check on it, tuition is very reasonable well worth the money  ;D
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 07:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on January 15, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
No NO No Wayne I check on it, tuition is very reasonable well worth the money  ;D

Larry, pick me up one of those brochures too please. O0
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 10:33:29 PM »
Oh David it may cost you a little more :rofl: Some are harder to train, says it in the brochure  :t
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 05:15:02 AM »
Quote from: Gumbo on January 15, 2009, 10:33:29 PM
Oh David it may cost you a little more :rofl: Some are harder to train, says it in the brochure  :t

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Re: Wife School
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 08:41:28 AM »
Taking wife to the enrollment office today... >:D
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 09:41:49 AM »
Quote from: Gumbo on January 15, 2009, 10:33:29 PM
Some are harder to train, says it in the brochure  :t

What, like the ones that would be cussing, scratching, biting and kicking you in the nuts while you drag them in?   :cuss: :cuss:
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 09:50:40 AM »
Oh Connie, you know you would thank Wayne later >:D
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »
Quote from: Gumbo on January 16, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Oh Connie, you know you would thank Wayne later >:D
Yeah, as he ate his poisoned mushrooms for dinner the first night  :angel:
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 11:12:21 AM »
Is this the kind of stuff they teach at that school?

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast.  They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so The snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You must park...."

Then the electric power went out.  The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are  married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 11:21:49 AM »
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Re: Wife School
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 04:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on January 16, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
Quote from: Gumbo on January 16, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Oh Connie, you know you would thank Wayne later >:D
Yeah, as he ate his poisoned mushrooms for dinner the first night  :angel:

Weren't we JUST talking about mushrooms the other day, baby?  :ohwow:
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