Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at
the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her
youthful sex appeal and charm, and who hangs on Bob's arm
and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all adither.
At the very first chance they corner Bob and ask him,
"Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
"Girlfriend?" Bob replies smiling. "She's my wife!"
His friends are blown away by this announcement, but continue
to pester Bob with questions. "So, how did you persuade her to
marry you?"
"I lied about my age," replies Bob.
"What? Did you tell you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
