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4 Parachutes
« on: March 10, 2007, 11:04:25 AM »
Too FUNNY!!!!

Four Parachutes

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.



The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player;the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
 
 The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former U.S. President, a Senator from New York,and a potential future president.  I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
 
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great state of Massachusetts ". I was my party's last nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
 
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
 
The girl said, "That's okay There's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my schoolbag.
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Re: 4 Parachutes
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2007, 11:09:45 AM »
If only...
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Re: 4 Parachutes
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2007, 12:51:38 PM »
I like that!!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 4 Parachutes
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 02:10:04 PM »
GO Hillary!!!
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Re: 4 Parachutes
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2007, 03:03:16 PM »
Quote from: N5TWL on March 23, 2007, 02:10:04 PM
GO Hillary!!!

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Re: 4 Parachutes
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 10:18:09 AM »
Nice, all that smartness gone out the plane!  Dangit! :D ::)
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