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forevrtxan

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A beer before it starts!!!!
« on: March 01, 2007, 03:26:22 PM »
To all us guys out there who put up with this sorta stuff on a daily basis!!!!  O0 O0 O0




A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s going to start.”

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat Cranberries down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”

The husband sighed. “Damn, it’s started.” 

 

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David

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N5TWL

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 03:59:52 PM »
That sounds very familiar somehow...
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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 06:54:22 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM »
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X
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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 08:08:55 AM »
Quote from: hipshot on March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X

You are going to get an Cranberries Kicking when you get Home..................(I love you)
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forevrtxan

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 09:09:59 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 02, 2007, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: hipshot on March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X

You are going to get an Cranberries Kicking when you get Home..................(I love you)

Damn...it's started!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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David

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Old enuff to know better....but young enuff to still do it!!!!!!

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 07:39:56 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 02, 2007, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: hipshot on March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X

You are going to get an Cranberries Kicking when you get Home..................(I love you)

You go girl. O0
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VTXLady53

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 07:51:18 AM »
Quote from: forevrtxan on March 02, 2007, 09:09:59 AM
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 02, 2007, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: hipshot on March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X

You are going to get an Cranberries Kicking when you get Home..................(I love you)

Damn...it's started!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

ROFLMAO................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh by the way I bought him a case of Budweiser yesterday. So not only do I get it out of the refrigerator and pour it in a frosty mug (that's all we have in the Freezer, Frosty Mugs. No room for food) I go to the store and spend My hard earned money to buy it..................(I Love You)

Oh ya.....I also bought 3 - 2 liter bottles of Coke so he will have to mix with his 5th of Jim Beam.......
« Last Edit: March 03, 2007, 07:54:50 AM by VTXLady53 »
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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2007, 08:10:14 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 03, 2007, 07:51:18 AM
Quote from: forevrtxan on March 02, 2007, 09:09:59 AM
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 02, 2007, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: hipshot on March 02, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
Before it starts???? Hell, it never ends! :-X

You are going to get an Cranberries Kicking when you get Home..................(I love you)

Damn...it's started!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

ROFLMAO................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh by the way I bought him a case of Budweiser yesterday. So not only do I get it out of the refrigerator and pour it in a frosty mug (that's all we have in the Freezer, Frosty Mugs. No room for food) I go to the store and spend My hard earned money to buy it..................(I Love You)

Oh ya.....I also bought 3 - 2 liter bottles of Coke so he will have to mix with his 5th of Jim Beam.......

I'm on my way over!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2007, 09:50:02 AM »
ME TOO!!!!!!
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VTXLady53

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2007, 07:00:43 PM »
If I buy his liquor he doesn't know how much money is in the Bank.......hehehehehehehe

Excuse me......I was corrected today.......Hipshot buys his Jim Beam by the 1/2 gallon.

Ya'll come on down. No guarantee he will share but you can try............... :)

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forevrtxan

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 08:52:07 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on March 03, 2007, 07:00:43 PM
If I buy his liquor he doesn't know how much money is in the Bank.......hehehehehehehe

Excuse me......I was corrected today.......Hipshot buys his Jim Beam by the 1/2 gallon.

Ya'll come on down. No guarantee he will share but you can try............... :)



Well the ride would be too long for me to make just for a drink....besides if I did make it the ride back would be even worse!!!! ;D ;D O0 O0 ;D ;D
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David

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Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne

All the way up in there!!!! (Quote from VTreX at BBTIII)

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Re: A beer before it starts!!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 07:55:44 AM »
Beer, beer, beer ? Where is the Petron?
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