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BobWd

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"Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« on: June 24, 2014, 10:42:32 AM »
Man:  I heard on the news that the star of that movie "Legally Blonde" was stabbed. What's her name? Reese?????

Woman:  Witherspoon?

Man: No, with a knife!!!!
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 07:19:47 PM »
CORNY....but I still laughed
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2014, 05:25:36 AM »
I've only messed it up once. You have to say it exactly as I have it written for it to work.
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 12:07:57 AM »
jumping up and down clapping hands, "I got it! I got it!" lol
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 04:58:25 AM »
Quote from: TrexG on July 29, 2014, 12:07:57 AM
jumping up and down clapping hands, "I got it! I got it!" lol

 :congrats: :thumbup: :good:
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 05:02:19 AM »
WHACK, funny
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Re: "Legally Blonde" Star Stabbed
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 11:01:32 AM »
Duh, which way did they go George, which way did they go? George was a big dog...

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