Funny.....
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three agreed to wear a leather bodice, S&M style, stilettos and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He
said, 'You are The woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all
night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband came in from work, grabbed
the TV remote and a beer, and said...'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
